Friday, September 12, 2008

And speaking of nakedness...

Three year old boy nearly arrested for indecent exposure in family restaurant!

This is almost a non-post, but when it happened we laughed so hard our cocktails came spewing out of our noses.

Anyway, to make a long and mostly boring story short, I will get right to it. We're sitting in a (not) fine dining establishment eating dinner and Dylan's being a little wild man and trying to climb over Scott to escape from the booth. Scott grabs him by the waistband of his shorts and accidentally depants him. For whatever reason (part of the long boring version that really has no relevance) he's going commando. So he ends up flashing our entire side of the restaurant his full frontal. I look over and Dylan's back is to me because he's facing everyone else and all I can see is skinny little boy butt. (Hence, the wine spewing from my nose.) Good thing we've got him feeling all confident about his parts and stuff, so at least he's not embarrassed. Very anticlimatically, amidst the wine and beer spraying everywhere, we manage to get him decent before any arrests could be made.

Okay, so it's really not that funny rereading it. Guess you had to be there!

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